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DEUS EX MACHINA

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 3, 2008, 11:35 PM
  • Listening to: RAGE
  • Reading: ANGER
  • Watching: PEOPLE DIE
  • Playing: DEATH
  • Eating: PEOPLE
  • Drinking: HAPPINESS
ONE JOURNAL, 2 ANGRY PEOPLE.

JOURNAL GONNA BE IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW ONE'S RAGE AND DISCONTENT.

TODAY WAS A NICE DAY AND ELAINE WAS HAPPY. SHE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING MORE TO PUT A LARGE SMILE ON HER FACE. HER SCANNER WAS BROKEN AND THERE CAME FORTH MULTITUDES OF RAGE. THE SCANNER HAD FORSAKEN HER AND IN TURN LEFT HER IN DESPAIR AND RAGE. ELAINE WILL NOW PROCEED TO THE OFFICE TO MOLEST THE SCANNER AND TO SCAN IN HER BORDERLINE PRON ART.

TGIF BEING A GRAPHIC DESIGNER SUCKS HAIRY MONKEY'S COCK BUT I WILL NEVER JOIN THE RANKS OF UGLY EMO ASSPEOPLE ON BLOGSPOT AND MYSPACE. NEVER WILL I. NEVERMORE.

WILLIAM OWES ME RM 50. I MAKE THIS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE AN ASSPERSON, WILLIUMMMBBBBB. <3

OH AND YOU FUCKERS DON'T DELETE THIS JOURNAL WHEN YOU USE THIS ACCOUNT. I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU ANDERSON, YOU SICK THAI MATRIXPHILE.

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I am Andrew, I'm into vore and I often get angry with the world. This is of course counterproductive to my mainly schizo mood so I prefer to devour the happless people who make my life a living hell.

Today I threw a chair.

As the piece of furniture hurtled in the fractals of time, there was a crushing moment of realisation that I am doing something horribly wrong.























I should've tossed it at my boss.












--That concludes our RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: wouldn't you like to know?
  • Current Residence: starbucks
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: FAT
  • Interests: the mundane and vile
  • Favourite movie: 3 colours, the matrix trilogy, les miserables, 28 days later, joshua, a bridge too far, nam nak
  • Favourite genre of music: as you wish
  • Favourite artist: no longer available
  • Favourite poet or writer: he who matters most
  • Operating System: organized chaos
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: silver
  • Favourite game: shootouts and consequence
  • Favourite cartoon character: those which do not matter
  • Personal Quote: come what may
  • Tools of the Trade: our laptops and the powers of schadenfreude

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Devious Comments

*Rosiana:iconRosiana: Jul 2, 2008, 6:50:47 PM
:iconohuplz:

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Jasmine: Rape Paper Scissor!
Jasmine:.....I MEANT ROCK
Ashy: OHGOD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. *doublefacepalm*

Real life chat from the Lunch Table HUR HUR
Brought to you by ~miyakoMAZOHYST and *Rosiana
Enzai Avatar by: *Draes
=TotenVeloren:iconTotenVeloren: Jul 2, 2008, 3:04:46 AM
ohmygod that thing will not get out of my head.. GODDAMN. WHY MUST YOU FUCK UP DECENT RPs WITH YOUR VIOLENT SEXUAL DESIRES.

Tant de têtês et violence..pensez aux enfants et aux belles pâtisseries qui crient dans la passion tendre.. ;n;

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ohmygod you fat bastards ruining my life why
Avatar base is by *Tzyoku and edited by *Mel-P
~LouisDelacroix:iconLouisDelacroix: Jun 26, 2008, 6:38:58 PM
D8>>>>>>>>>>>

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If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck,I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up,but the ocean ain't vodka and I ain't a duck,so gimme some yaoi and shut the :XD: up.

AkuDemy fic at [link]
=Miniskirt:iconMiniskirt: Jun 21, 2008, 4:09:08 PM
YOU HEARD ME

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...in my uniform.

-insert insanity here- :psychotic: "Did you know theres these things called people, and they're EVERYWHERE" :ohnoes:
=Miniskirt:iconMiniskirt: Jun 20, 2008, 8:39:41 AM
PLEASE WTF PLEASE

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...in my uniform.

-insert insanity here- :psychotic: "Did you know theres these things called people, and they're EVERYWHERE" :ohnoes:
~LouisDelacroix:iconLouisDelacroix: Jun 19, 2008, 8:00:26 PM
your journal has scarred my eyes forever.

*dies*

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If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck,I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up,but the ocean ain't vodka and I ain't a duck,so gimme some yaoi and shut the :XD: up.

AkuDemy fic at [link]
=TotenVeloren:iconTotenVeloren: Jun 13, 2008, 1:22:52 AM
omgggg bus station at 7 o'clock how the fuck am I going to get there in time..

but it's Genting Highlands.. *__* I'm sure it'll be worth it..ohgod.

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ohmygod you fat bastards ruining my life why
Avatar base is by *Tzyoku and edited by *Mel-P
~MODUS-0PERANDI:iconMODUS-0PERANDI: Jun 10, 2008, 7:07:08 AM
FAGGOT ELAINE REPORTING FOR DUTY AFTER A FUCKSHIT WEEK OF TALENT TESTING SIR.

The kid.

Is a mystery, mah petit loli.






^.^ I love Mountain Dew though...
*Rosiana:iconRosiana: Jun 2, 2008, 8:53:50 AM
HOMG ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS >:C not you Elaine you're so awesome homg <3 MY IRL FRIEND WANTS TO KNOW WHO THE HELL THE KID IS IN YOUR WEBCAM WTFFF WITH THE MOUNTAIN DEW 8DDD

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Jasmine: Rape Paper Scissor!
Jasmine:.....I MEANT ROCK
Ashy: OHGOD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. *doublefacepalm*

Real life chat from the Lunch Table HUR HUR
Brought to you by ~miyakoMAZOHYST and *Rosiana
Enzai Avatar by: *Draes
=Aonabi:iconAonabi: Jun 1, 2008, 1:39:20 AM
Oh lool, that's what was explaining to Erika last time we talk : indeed "tu" and "vous" are correct, but sometimes it depends with who you're talking.
-"Tu" is used when you speak to only person, and if it is someone you know well, or you're close... friends, family, ppl the same age etc...
-"vous" is used when you're talking to many persons.
But it also implies courtesy when you're talking to one person, older than you for example, your boss, unknows, teachers etc.

If you have questions, come ask me it'd be a pleasure to help ^__^

... Beginner's level WHUT. Your french is truly excellent. XD

Et tu peux utiliser "tu" pour me parler^^ c'est gentil de sa part, remercie-la pour moi, merciiiii :hug:
Contente d'avoir fait ta connaissance (: à bientôt.

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~MODUS-0PERANDI:iconMODUS-0PERANDI: Jun 1, 2008, 1:00:38 AM
I guess, "tutoie" is fine, I usually use Vous as a general term, my friend said Tu is correct. My French is at a beginner's level, so any sort of tips/lessons from native French speakers are loved. ^.^

Ouiiii, Erika vous complimente souvent pour votre gentillesse et talent. XD
=TotenVeloren:iconTotenVeloren: May 21, 2008, 12:16:22 AM
holyshit when you come back here you better bring me loads of cute graphic shit from bangkok IL THE LOFT PLZZZZZZ.

we miss you.....mister anderson. >8))))))))

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ohmygod you fat bastards ruining my life why
Avatar base is by *Tzyoku and edited by *Mel-P
~MODUS-0PERANDI:iconMODUS-0PERANDI: May 20, 2008, 7:55:17 PM
Oh woah now, who the hell was using this account just now? I AM UPLOADING STUFF YOU GIGANTIC FAGATS.

Don't make me go THE ONE on your pitiful ASSESSSSSSS1011000111000



-A
~MODUS-0PERANDI:iconMODUS-0PERANDI: May 20, 2008, 7:41:59 PM
WELL FUCK YOU ANDREW.

FUCK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SPIKY BUT I KNOW YOU'LL LOVETT.
=TotenVeloren:iconTotenVeloren: May 20, 2008, 6:15:04 AM
Your wit is as sharp as a cottonball. I applaud you.

NOOOO NO MORE CALLING ME THAT STUPIDDDD SDJAKDHJKHFKBHVJBFHBVFH ARGHHAAHHHHJFHJ you'll be the death of me. ;n; I resent you. <33

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ohmygod you fat bastards ruining my life why
Avatar base is by *Tzyoku and edited by *Mel-P
*Rosiana:iconRosiana: May 19, 2008, 8:58:07 AM
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 7 PEOPLE SHARE AN ACCOUNT. :iconimhappyplz:

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Jasmine: Rape Paper Scissor!
Jasmine:.....I MEANT ROCK
Ashy: OHGOD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. *doublefacepalm*

Real life chat from the Lunch Table HUR HUR
Brought to you by ~miyakoMAZOHYST and *Rosiana
Enzai Avatar by: *Draes
~Villens-Verflochtung:iconVillens-Verflochtung: May 19, 2008, 8:50:03 AM
It's like a train crash, I know it is horrible but I just can't look AWAY.

Oh Elaine, mein liebchen. WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED.
Give me back my latte you wench.

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Living in an imperfect world gives us a chance to fix our flaws.
~MODUS-0PERANDI:iconMODUS-0PERANDI: May 19, 2008, 3:12:56 AM
I AM ANDREW AND I THINK ELAINE AND WILLIAM ARE DOUCHEBAGS.
~MODUS-0PERANDI:iconMODUS-0PERANDI: May 19, 2008, 3:08:36 AM
White pwns Red, pardon the pun. ^.^

LET'S GO TO STARFUCKS NAO MON PETIT MERO, BEFORE I MOLEST THE WHOLE CITY.
=TotenVeloren:iconTotenVeloren: May 16, 2008, 8:49:21 AM
Manteau Blanc is superbly pedoriffic.

Y U DO DIS

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ohmygod you fat bastards ruining my life why
Avatar base is by *Tzyoku and edited by *Mel-P
~LouisDelacroix:iconLouisDelacroix: May 16, 2008, 3:43:08 AM
HOLYFUG HOW DID JOO KNOW!???????? *runs and hides in oven* YOU WILL NEVAR CONVERT MEEEE

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If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck,I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up,but the ocean ain't vodka and I ain't a duck,so gimme some yaoi and shut the :XD: up.

AkuDemy fic at [link]
~MODUS-0PERANDI:iconMODUS-0PERANDI: May 16, 2008, 3:28:57 AM
I HERD YOU WERE THE PIEWHORE OF EMOBARBER.

WE WILL GETCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
~LouisDelacroix:iconLouisDelacroix: May 14, 2008, 7:53:26 AM
:spartaplz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck,I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up,but the ocean ain't vodka and I ain't a duck,so gimme some yaoi and shut the :XD: up.

AkuDemy fic at [link]